Frequently Asked Questions

 

What is inside The Substitute? Absolutely nothing.

 

Can I put something inside The Substitute? Nope.

 

Does The Substitute have a flavor? Nope.

 

How do I clean The Substitute? With soap and water. Let it air dry open.

 

How often should I use The Substitute? All day, every day.

 

What colors does The Substitute come in? Black, Silver, and Gold.

 

Where can I use The Substitute? Everywhere! Planes, trains, cars, bars, clubs, restaurants, hotels, homes, museums, concerts, indoor events, sports venues, yoga studios, grocery stores, shops, schools, church, work, wherever.

 

How does The Substitute work? It works simply by putting your lips on the tip, inhaling as long as you can, and then releasing your exhale. Just breathe. Breathing relaxes your nervous system and has a plethora of benefits.

 

What else can I use The Substitute for besides breathing? Use it as a pointer, a thinking stick, an orchestrator, a dancing partner, a back scratcher, a hand slapper, an ass smacker, a sensual toucher, a magic wand, a space maker, a key retriever, a lost finder. Use it as a substitute for eating, drinking, pharmaceuticals, smoking, shooting, or suffocating.

 

What are the benefits of The Substitute? Reduces stress, anxiety, and depression, lowers blood pressure and heart rate, improves sleeping habits and aids in digestion and weight control, increases stamina and boosts energy levels, massages organs and enhances blood quality, relieves pain and tension, detoxifies and releases toxins, promotes cell rejuvenation, strengthens muscles and immune system, relaxes the body and mind and brings clarity, raises consciousness and awareness, sharpens nervous system, corrects posture. It is affordable, charitable, and durable. Use it anywhere, at any time, at any age.

 

How can I be a partner and sell The Substitute? Please email inquiries to info@usethesubstitute.com or reach out at +1.919.755.3333.