NOW THAT THE SUBSTITUTE COMES IN THREE COLORS, WHY NOT GET ALL THREE AT ONCE?! THIS WAY YOU CAN ACCESSORIZE WITH EVERY OUTFIT, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. IT ALSO COMES IN HANDY TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE JUST IN CASE YOU'RE DANCING AND ONE GOES FLYING IN THE AIR TO THE GROUND. AND HAVE NO FEAR, AS THE SUBSTITUTE CAN BE CLEANED EASILY WITH SOAP AND WATER BETWEEN USES. OR, IF YOU'RE OPEN TO SHARING, LOOK LIKE A GOD|DESS WITH A FEW FRIENDS AND SUCK IN ALL THE JOY AS YOU EXHALE OUT ALL THE NEGATIVITY, ALL WHILE LOOKING FABULOUS. EVERYONE WILL WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET. BUT THERE IS NO SECRET, BREATH IS LIFE...